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    whatsacanada:

    this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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    they were warning us

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    eosthetic:

    always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

    betalars:

    friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

    (Source: plutoroyal)

    margaritavilledreamin:

    Omg. This older lady asked me if I could help her get a coupon on her phone at work today.

    First thing that popped up when I opened up the internet was a google search for “long black dick”

    I almost shit myself. Keeping a straight face was the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my life. 


    (Source: bewbin)

    d3lussional:

    you know someone has been fucked over too many times when “i’m sorry” doesn’t mean shit to them 

    dutchster:

    how to get laid
    1. find a couch
    2. lay on it
    3. i’m so lonely

    do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

    (Source: prudence-halliwell)

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